Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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