those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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