i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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