shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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