You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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