what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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