He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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