i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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