Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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