8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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