Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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