I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
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My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I deserve this hangover.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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