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Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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