The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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