no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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