I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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