How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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