I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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