just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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