Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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