he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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