didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
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