Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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