Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
no you cant smoke seaweed
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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