I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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