:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
