Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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