I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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Speaking is such a hard concept right now
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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