Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
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Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I wear drunk well.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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