Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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