It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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