Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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