u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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