I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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