So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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