I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?