She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
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Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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