i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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I need you to use more vowels.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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