Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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