I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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