All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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