if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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