i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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