the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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