I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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