fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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