But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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