Duck Duck Cougar?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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