i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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