Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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