you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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