as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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