make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Randomize
