it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
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My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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