the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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