How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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