Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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