I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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